Saturday, September 8, 2012

It's a Dog's Life...

I'm going on a little trip next weekend with my BFF, Barbara to the land of the Mouse and Harry Potter!! I'm sooo... excited! So while I'm gone and to avoid posting anything annoying about my daughter I thought I'd post this Friday Funnies from the Inky Antics Blog. This post was several months ago but it made me laugh since I have the cocker spaniel (and rug) to prove it!

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler: Make me.

Shih-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. I have servants to take care of that...

Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let ME change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and made just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got a terrible hangover.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: First I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

Schnauzer: Bark bark bark. Mom, the lightbulb is out...bark bark bark bark...MOM! I said the lightbulb is out! Bark bark bark bark bark...MOM!!! WHAT PART OF THAT DIDN'T YOU HEAR? I MEAN HELLO????

Hound: ZZZZZzzzz.   Love you Abigail...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I finally caught up with your posts,nice to review your take on the "fun times" of summer. We're so glad you were able to join us down in the land of Mickey and Harry!

Barb in NH